Dalek Pron

Posted by on March 17th, 2008 in cyborging, doomed future, entertainment, sex

I do so hope that the daleks make a return in the next series of Doctor Who.  Now they’ve started to have names like Dalek Sec and Dalek Thay, it can only be a matter of time before we get Dalek Pron.  And for those of us who can’t wait for that, the gods of the Internet (well, I09) have dug up footage direct from the future: Abducted by Daleks, the banned dalek sex flick.

They’ve also gone to the trouble of reviewing the piece:

After watching the movie, all the way through, it’s never entirely clear to me exactly why the Daleks want to capture healthy human women in stripper heels in the first place. They make a huge show of “interrogating” the women, but never actually ask any questions. It’s also not clear if they want to mate with these women — which would be quite out of character for the Daleks, who are obsessed with racial purity on Doctor Who.

Sexy Davros, anyone?

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4 Responses to “Dalek Pron”

  1. oh. dear. gawd.

  2. Grinders – commencify your photoshop magic with Warren as Davros ruling over the Dalek Pr0n’s………..now!

    bonus points for incorporating the a$$ eels :D

  3. It obviously shouldn’t exist, but I oddly want to see it, if only just to fully grasp the horror of Daleks fucking.

  4. Sounds hawt. I wouldn’t mind a dalek plunger-fucking me.