iScreener – Abstruse Goose on the future of dating

Posted by on February 18th, 2009 in augmented reality, comics, post-privacy

As cnawan tweeted:  “I’ll bet in a year or two this won’t qualify as a joke any more

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14 Responses to “iScreener – Abstruse Goose on the future of dating”

  1. Hmm… it barely qualifies as a joke now, right? I feel like it’s something that’s already occurring to a small degree…
    Though, the use of the word“USER”—hilarious!

  2. Actually, if I’m not mistaken there is a web site for this already. I think it’s popular with the ‘hip’ club scene. The name was something like ‘ratemyex.com’, or something to that effect. No 3d scanners… yet.

  3. “UTF?” What is that?

  4. Hahahahahaaaa… user rating.

    By the way Jared that’s a W.

  5. Boy, that was hilarious!

  6. CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE VERSION OF THE GUY’S SCAN.

  7. Text reviews of your sexual prowess? it just goes to show you can’t be too careful

  8. Watch “Amazon Women on the Moon” from the 1980s. There’s a vignette with Steve Gutenberg and Rosanna Arquette where he shows up for a date, she asks for ID and a major credit card, then she punches his info into a terminal and gets back a report about the lies he’s told to women, how he is in bed, etc.

    This is just a technologically updated rehashing of that old joke and it’s FAR from the first time that’s been done. Ha ha, very funny, now come up with an original idea.

  9. You know, because EVERYONE has seen Amazon Women on the Moon. ~~~ This is hillarious because you can just about do this with the iPhone and it’s facial recognition software. Now someone just needs to create a site to make it dead simple to use.

  10. @Jason – It’s probably coming with a future version of Boffery.

  11. Genuine psychics have this skill already. No computers. ;-)

  12. It has begun. Check out this PersonRatings.com profile: http://www.personratings.com/name/Oneal/Benavides/19683

  13. wow.It rocks !

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