Life in the cyberpunk futurepresent

Posted by on August 11th, 2010 in doomed future, rage against the machine

poster from MotiFake, orig image Nadya Lev models Mother of London

We’ll start this gently, with the Onion’s piece that both satirizes 80s cyberpunk and proves how mundane and banal the realization of such visions can be:

In the blink of an eye, this real-life Johnny Mnemonic keys in his encrypted, top-secret passcode and enters the fortified binary area from which all his personal communiqués are sent forth in a dizzying array of ones and zeroes.

Now you might say, ok sure.. but is it really the cyberpunk future?! Well, what’s another distinctive feature of that dystopic setting? A hostile climate:

Deaths in Moscow have doubled to an average of 700 people a day as the Russian capital is engulfed by poisonous smog from wildfires and a sweltering heat wave, a top health official said Monday.

Moscow health chief Andrei Seltsovky blamed weeks of unprecedented heat and suffocating smog for the rise in mortality compared to the same time last year, Russian news agencies reported. He said city morgues were nearly overflowing, filled with 1,300 bodies, close to their capacity.

That’s from Salon’s article about Moscow’s lethal smog. 700 people a day are currently dying, not from war, famine or disease.. but because they can’t breathe!

Between Europe’s recent flooding, and now Pakistan too (“the U.N. estimates that 13.8 million people have been affected”!), forget the world being uninsurable, it’s becoming flat out unlivable.  In Germany they’re freaking out about radioactive boar meat, from a nuclear reactor meltdown that happened before half our readership was born!

Tech heads flying around in a helicopter full of mercs to undisclosed locations in Central Asia?  That’s one of my twitter friends.  A globe-trotting, border jumping cyber-as-cyber-gets punk that codes the defense used by millions to thwart snooping governments and corporations from the carparks in middle America and helps out on a little thing called wikileaks, has his phones taken by the Feds and uses body doubles to dodge them later after presenting at hacker conventions?  That’s @ioerror.

So what are we missing from that classic cyberpunk vision?  Evil corps in league with the government.  Well that’s easy, init.. BP kills an ocean, gets slapped on the wrist (instead of hung from a lampost) and bitches about lost profits.  Puh-lease.

But now, the one great hope.. the company that promised it would never be evil.. it’s going over to teh DarkSide?!  Oh Google, why hast thou forsaken us?  We wanted to believe!  Next Twitter will be telling us who to follow and promoting trending topics and talking about inserting tweets for money.  (Oh wait..)

Here’s something we’ve forgotten:  cyberpunk was a warning! These were cautionary tales from the early 80s through to the early 90s, based on how the world could go wrong.  We didn’t listen.

As The Bronx sing, This is our Shitty Future:

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There, vent your rage for a few minutes.  Now, what are we going to do about it?!

(all links via the interwebz, all words via rampant insomnia)

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